My ex wrote to me after 1 year.

"Hi, how’s your day been?"

How I answered:

"Hi. Fine, thanks. I’ve just gotten home from a training I’m doing for the internship program I got into. How are you?"

What I really feel:

"I’m not fine, and thanks for nothing you stupid prick! What did i do today? I contemplated my shit life, I’m fucking terrified about an internship program I already HATE, but i am doing it because of my mom and hmm what else?…I did nothing, I am smelly, I have a huge zit and I contemplated killing my retarded flat mate 5 times. I also cried and listened to Carla Bruni on repeat..Good enough answer for you?"

Not as good as you expected, right?